Hello. Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1, repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are, and what you want; stay on the line, so we can trace your call.
— Mental Health Hotline, from Unsavoury Products by The Black Dog with Black Sifichi. (The album was “inspired by the life and work of William S Burroughs”, but it’s unclear who wrote the lines in the quote.)
